( graveyard: we're cursed )

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[housewolf]

[Sip!]

My coworkers have cars.

[notaccurate]

Have you driven before?

[housewolf]

I ride a motorcycle.

[notaccurate]

[Omi your motorcycle gang]

Is that a...bicycle with the motor of an automobile?

[housewolf]

Aah... it's a bit sturdier than that. Think of a very mechanized bike? You could probably pull it up in the office.

[notaccurate]

You should show me, after our hangovers tomorrow.

[housewolf]

It's a plan. Make sure you drink enough water after this.

[notaccurate]

And I'll have coffee in the morning as well.

[It all tastes the same, so.]

[housewolf]

It all tastes a little chalky.

[notaccurate]

Just a little, yes.

[Two weeks in and he's getting used to it, sadly.]

[housewolf]

[At least... he wasn't here when it was only chalk.]

[notaccurate]

[It's still horrible.]