( graveyard: we're cursed )

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Comments

[bachelorbored]

Of course not. While Champagne may be a sparkling wine, sparkling wine is not Champagne!

[niceguyferatu]

[ sighs and sets his drink down. ]

Yes, Kaz, that's literally what I've just said. Therefore meaning that if you have had champagne before, you have also, by definition, had sparkling wine. So your "never have I ever" statement is false.

[bachelorbored]

Absolutely not. A drop of "sparkling wine" has never crossed my lips!

[niceguyferatu]

But you've had champagne before.

[bachelorbored]

Yes, of course! I've only ever had Champagne, hence the challenge!

[niceguyferatu]

And you recognize that champagne is a type of sparkling wine.

[bachelorbored]

It is certainly a wine that sparkles, in the sense that it has carbonation from its two-stage fermentation process!

[niceguyferatu]

Which is the definition of sparkling wine, correct?

[bachelorbored]

Sparkling wine is a carbonates wine grown outside of the Champagne region of France, so... no!

[niceguyferatu]

[ Smacks his face and decides, fuck it. He's gonna try and haul up Kaz by the arm and drag him down to the basement computer with the internet, because he is going to FACT CHECK YOUR ASS. ]

[bachelorbored]

Woah! Stranger danger!

I'm not going to any basements with you, no matter how friendly we become!

[niceguyferatu]

[ He is pretty sloshed right now so he kind of snaps here-- ]

Fine, then! I hope you're happy with being wrong!

[bachelorbored]

Am I wrong, though?