( graveyard: we're cursed )

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[bachelorbored]

What don't I know?

[kokytos]

[ ... ]

Yes.

[bachelorbored]

That wasn't a yes or no question!

[kokytos]

Now you know how I feel whenever you say some other brand new wack shit at me.

[bachelorbored]

I do not say "wack shit"!

[kokytos]

Prove it!

[bachelorbored]

I'm doing it every time I open my mouth!

[kokytos]

Anything that comes out of your mouth is consistently the antithesis of your own argument.

[bachelorbored]

Untrue! If anything, I'm the antithesis of wack!

[kokytos]

Again. Prove it!

[bachelorbored]

I exist, therefor I am negawack!

[kokytos]

Nice use of philosophy. You should make that your superhero name.

[bachelorbored]

Please. Why would I fight crime in my free time when I do it as my regular every-day job?

[kokytos]

Well then, you can change your name permanently into Kaz "Negawack" Kaan.

[bachelorbored]

No! That name sucks!

[kokytos]

Oh yeah? And you can come up with something better?

[bachelorbored]

I don’t want to! My normal name is fine!

[kokytos]

Where's your sense of adventure and mystery?

[bachelorbored]

I'm plenty adventurous, and mysterious, without being, or possessing, a superhero-esque moniker!

Why don't you become... SuperSteve, or something, if you're so interested?

[kokytos]

Because Steve isn't my name, and SuperSteve sounds just as stupid as calling you, oh, I don't know, SuperKan!

[bachelorbored]

I kind of like that one, though?

[kokytos]

Well, you're free to use it.

[bachelorbored]

I won't, but thanks for the offer!

[kokytos]

I didn't "offer" you shit, I'm not a superhero name registry.

[bachelorbored]

There, there.