( graveyard: we're cursed )

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Comments

[bachelorbored]

Didn't you just say that HK-47 was shooting you ever morning?

[commedia]

That's different-!

[bachelorbored]

How?!

[commedia]

I want it in case it works! You just want it because you want to prove a point!

[bachelorbored]

What? I want it in case it works, and to prove a point!

Double purpose! Therefor, better!

[commedia]

[JUST. FROWNING DEEPLY]

[bachelorbored]

You're welcome!

[commedia]

I'm leaving.

[JUST TURNING AWAY]

[bachelorbored]

Think about it!

Creativity! Exercise!

[commedia]

[They can't do a rude gesture but they can turn their head, smile, and say:]

Fork, no.

[bachelorbored]

Spoon, yes!

[commedia]

I was trying to say...oh, never mind.

[bachelorbored]

Have a good evening, Douman, you... saucy chap!

[commedia]

[A GRUMPY LOOK THAT SCREAMS "I AM NOT A SAUCY CHAP" before they just turn and go to the other side of the room.]