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[holeful]

Because you gave me the two options? I don't understand why you'd care about the other thing... What does it matter to you how I feel about myself?

[commedia]

[Douman just. Huffs.]

Because one was clearly a joke, and you chose it instead of, I don't know, taking the chance to laud yourself and making you feel better about yourself?

[holeful]

[He stands there a moment trying to work out how this would benefit Douman in any way, but he comes up empty???]

You.... you were trying to help me?

[commedia]

[JUST JAMIE LEE CURTIS SIPPING ANGRILY FROM ANOTHER BEER BOTTLE]

[holeful]

[EJAFJKDJKF WELL. THAT'S NOT A YES BUT FUKUDA THINKS THAT IF THE ANSWER WAS NO THEY'D PROBABLY SAY SO??? RIGHT????

And he's genuinely surprised because it doesn't seem like the sort of thing they'd do, especially not for him??? So sorry but he's overwhelmed and he's going to hug the angry clown please maul him for this.]

Thank you...

[commedia]

[Douman lets out a noise that is the equivalent of a verbal keysmash, trying to push the man away by putting a hand directly against his chest.]

F-Fukuda! FUKUDA, GET OFF! YOU'RE WET!!

[holeful]

[Boundaries are important so he does let Douman push him away, laughing, his mood somehow markedly improved???]

Aah, I'm sorry... next time you give me a dare I'll be sure to do it properly...

[commedia]

Mmmmmm....

[GRUMBLING]

Now please put some clothes back on.

[holeful]

But what about the dare?

[HE CAN'T JUST GET DRESSED AGAIN? THATS CHEATING?]

[commedia]

[Douman's ears look as red as the rest of their face.]

You did your part! You did it! I consider your dare done! So there!

[holeful]

[Cute....]

Well.... I don't know how you expect me to get dressed after you spilled beer all over me.
[His clothes will get dirty??]

[commedia]

[...]

[They didn't think this through.]

Maybe we should go get a towel...

[holeful]

Mm... You're really nice after all, Douman...

[See this he can do!!! He can say kind words about other people, easy!!!!!]

[commedia]

[DO NOT PERCEIVE!!!!]

[Anyways, Douman huffs, putting their beer down so they can take Fukuda's hand and just drag him out so nobody has to look at a naked serial killer any more. Towel time.]