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[niceguyferatu]

[ Very smoothly and purposefully, he walks up to Omi and then seats himself in Omi's lap like he was made to be sat on. ]

So. Truth or dare?

[housewolf]

[He sputters, and attempts to get up. Off!

Get off!]

[niceguyferatu]

[ As soon as he feels his balance shifting, Vlad wraps his arms around Omi's neck and shoulders for support. Either you're going down with him, or he's gonna cling on like a barnacle. ]

[housewolf]

[Omi's got a very good sense of his balance. His group does so many different kinds of fights.

So he's clinging like a barnacle for now, but Omi's also shifting so he can wrestle Vlad off of him.]

[niceguyferatu]

[ Well. Vlad doesn't know how to prepare for a fight AND be a barnacle at the same time. But he recognizes the shift, if nothing else. ]

Oh come on now, don't be so childish about this.

[housewolf]

Get off of me before I make you.

[Way closer to a growl than Omi usually sounds.]

[niceguyferatu]

Really? Resorting to force? How uncouth.

[housewolf]

[He's attempting to slam Vlad off of him by ramming him into the bar. Get the fuck off.]

[niceguyferatu]

[ He grunts with unexpected pain, but all this does is make him scramble and cling onto Omi even tighter. Vlad is nothing if not obstinate, and Omi's forceful attempts at getting him to drop off only make him hang on even more. ]

Really now--this is so immature!

[housewolf]

[How is he holding him? By the shoulders or neck?]

I said let go.

[He's tugging at the back of Vlad's shirt.]

[niceguyferatu]

[ The neck! ]

Would you just--an iota of patience--!

[housewolf]

Not for you.

[He's moving and arm in between Vlad's. His arms are now basically choking Vlad out.]

[niceguyferatu]

[ He's scrabbling to maintain his grip and making a very undignified choking sound as he does: ]

Not even--in the name of--a friendly game of truth or dare?!

[housewolf]

[Omi is completely silent as he continues choking Vlad out.]

[niceguyferatu]

You--you--!!

[ He can't eke out much more than that because the choking is successful. Vlad has passed out in your arms, Omi! Please drape him lovingly over your lap. ]

[housewolf]

[ He drops him on the floor and hopes he gets stepped on. ]