( graveyard: we're cursed..........2 )

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Comments

[housewolf]

Mifune Toshiro... That's the actor, right?

[holeful]

Aah. He was in a lot of Kurosawa's films.

[housewolf]

I feel like I remember Son Goku not being a very good dad. So, I wouldn't marry him. Not to say that I'd have kids, but I have teenagers I'm helping look after back home. I'd need somebody who's either a good father, or who can provide. I guess, this means I'm killing him?

Mifune Toshiro... he's an actor, and I'm an actor, but it's different from the stage to the screen. We'd probably have stuff to talk about. Since films pay well, he'd be a solid choice for a husband.

I'm having a one night stand with Date Masamune.

[holeful]

[Clapping!! He's so happy someone actually considered his choices!!!!]

Nice, nice! Those are good choices, Omi!

[housewolf]

[Fukuda, you are so lucky Omi is also Japanese.]

How would you rank them?

[holeful]

[Hmmmmmmmm.]

I think the same, but I'd kill Goku because he's good at coming back from the dead anyway!

[housewolf]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that part.

... Should I pick three for you?

[holeful]

Mmm... if you'd like?

[housewolf]

Let's see... Vlad, HK and Kaz.

[holeful]

[STARES AT HIM A LONG MOMENT..... BULLY....]

Well..... I don't know if it's possible to do two of those to HK-47 so I guess I would have to kill him... I've already slept with Vlad once so I know I'd have a good time [WHAT???] so I guess I'd marry Kaz?

[housewolf]

I feel like you could probably marry a robot.

[He looks... over at Vlad. And then back to Fukuda.]

You've got many better options here. And I guess Kaz is rich, so that's not so terrible? [But you would still have to deal with Kaz.]

Alright, your turn.

[holeful]

I mean, his personality isn't very good, but he's pretty rough?
[SAID AS IF THAT'S??? A GOOD QUALITY????]

Mmm.... How about Mr Ming Yi, miss Primrose, and Mahito?
[Murderers....]

[housewolf]

[Is?? That a good quality???]

Hm... Well, they've all killed before, so I'm probably fairly at risk no matter how I choose, right?

Ming Yi likes food, so he probably wouldn't kill me. Especially because I'm a good cook. That means he's likely the safest to marry, as long as I'm feeding him. If I suddenly couldn't cook, I'd die.

Primrose is beautiful. But I also think she might kill me, so we'll go with fuck.

Mahito is kill because he's Satoru's enemy from home.

[holeful]

[There's a lot to unpack here, but, most of all;]

What? I thought they were friends? That's what they told me.....

[housewolf]

Which one told you that and when?

[holeful]

They both did, I'm sure. I feel like they said it multiple times, but the first time I suppose was when Mahito got moved to Satoru's room?

[housewolf]

Huh...

I wonder which one was the lie.

[holeful]

......


Well, one day, I came in and Satoru had tied Mahito up and was trying to lock him in the closet?
[HELLO????]

In retrospect that makes a lot more sense if they're enemies.

[housewolf]

...

[FUKUDA???]

I'm pretty sure that means they're enemies.

[holeful]

I guess so... I don't know why they lied to me.

[WHY DID YOU BELIEVE THEM AFTER THAT?]

[housewolf]

I'm a little more concerned that you believed them.

[holeful]

Why would they lie about being enemies? If it was just one of them, sure but....

[housewolf]

I really have no idea.

[holeful]

... Well now I feel less bad about what we did.

[WE???]

[housewolf]

... We?