( graveyard: we're cursed..........2 )

[nodo]

Comments

[holeful]

No, Mr. Vlad, listen.

[With the tone of explaining something to a young child.]

You have to pick one for each. That's what makes the game challenging.

[niceguyferatu]

I understand how the game works.

What I'm telling you is, if those were the only options I could choose, I would kill all three of them.

[holeful]

You can't. That's not how the game works.

[Oh no he's getting weirdly serious again. Why does this always happen.]

[niceguyferatu]

Well, I'm certainly not going to have sex with or marry any of them!

[holeful]

Then you lose the game I guess?

[niceguyferatu]

I do not. Lose.

[holeful]

Then you have to choose.

[niceguyferatu]

Fine then.

Sex with Robert Downey Jr, marry Britney Spears, kill the Colonel.

Then kill Robert Downey Jr, annul the marriage, and kill Britney Spears as well.

[holeful]

....

[JUST!!! SLAPS VLAD'S KNEE!!! BAD!!!]

[niceguyferatu]

What? I followed the rules!