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Comments

[holeful]

Ah, so Plato, Socrates, Aristotle then?
[A trio built right in!!]

I had to fucking do research to answer this, you're welcome.

[notaccurate]

Mmm, I would have to fuck Socrates. The stories of him did talk about his interest in men, so I suspect we would have enough in common there.

From the other two, I would marry Aristotle and kill Plato. Nothing against Plato himself, but he's a bit too interested in "the ideals of the world" to make a good husband. I think I would have to live up to those expectations a bit too much.

Maple I'm in tears

[holeful]

Ah, what an interesting answer! See, the game is fun when it's played like this.

[IS IT?]

[notaccurate]

Give me your answer for those three as well, then.

[holeful]

[Caitie has actual opinions here that are going to influence the choices and that's fine.]

Well... I suppose I would kill Aristotle? I just don't particularly approve of his ideas as much.

And then I think I would sleep with Plato and marry Socrates.

[notaccurate]

Fair enough! Honestly all three men are a catch anyway.

[holeful]

You think so?

[LUCA YOUR TASTE??]

[notaccurate]

They're all smart enough to be attractive, yes.

[holeful]

Ah... so that's what you're interested in. I suppose that makes sense.

[notaccurate]

It is. After all, you can only sleep with an attractive, dumb man so many times before it gets as dull as he is. The ones with the sharp wit, those are the ones worth keeping around.

[holeful]

....

If you say so?
[HE'S BARELY SCORED HE CANNOT WEIGH IN ON THIS.]

[notaccurate]

I do say so.

Give me three more, then.

[holeful]

Do you want to do it like everyone else?

[With people here....]

[notaccurate]

It's your choice. I'll answer honestly regardless.

[holeful]

Mm... How about... Gu Yun, Steven, and the doctor?

[Smart people.]

[notaccurate]

Fuck Steven, marry the doctor, kill Gu Yun.

[He can't break up the lovebirds, that's rude. So he'll have to make a threesome with this hypothetical situation.]

[holeful]

[Nodding, this makes sense to him he supposes!!!]

I feel like this game would be easier without the kill option.

[notaccurate]

That's what makes the game a game, though. If it was easy to pick, it wouldn't be a game.

[holeful]

I suppose... Still there could be a different third option.

[notaccurate]

Do you have any ideas?