( graveyard: we're cursed..........3 )

[nodo]

[ since there's more of us now, let's set up a scene...ish. we're at the beach! hooray!! it's our government mandated party game!! hopefully everyone is going to be well behaved because law won't give two shits. he's already arranging this for some reason unknown to man. indulgences? indulgences....... everyone get your sins in. taps on watch???

of course there is booze because there is always booze. law does not perceive the meth. (if there is any.)

NOW!! EVERYONE. TWO TRUTHS & ONE LIE. ]

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[niceguyferatu]

[ Vlad is here, fully decked out for the beach! He shows up with a beach towel and a nice little beach umbrella. He's wearing only a skinny lil speedo, showing off his whole Situation: fairly twiggy legs, but an absolutely built upper body. Extreme chiseled dorito torso energy here, folks. He's also got a decent amount of scarring: bite marks and cuts around his shins and forearms and a bigass roughly-circular shaped scar in the center of his chest that matches a slightly smaller one on his back.

Also, he's wearing Gucci sunglasses. Does Gucci make sunglasses? Fuck it, they do now and Vlad's wearing them. ]

Hmmm, let's see...

I live in the castle once owned, and now haunted by, the Dairy King.
I've been possessed by ghosts before, twice--a different one each time.
I have a trio of Yiddish vultures under my employ.

[nodo]

[ law isn't gonna play the game with vlad, but he does want to know what he did to deserve to see this. he killed a clown why did any of them have to see this? did anyone ask for this?

anyway, somewhere there's a feeling of disgust that lingers in the air before passing. ]

[holeful]

[Why is he in a speedo I hate you Lisa.]

I'd think you'd be immune to being possessed by ghosts because of your ghost powers?

[niceguyferatu]

[ Heavy sigh. ]

Must you really shout about those to the high heavens?

And besides, having those abilities does not make me immune to them. I'm just as susceptible to possession as anyone else.

[holeful]

I'm not shouting, though?

[Anyway.]

Is it not that one then?

[niceguyferatu]

No, no, that one was indeed the lie, just not for that reason.

[holeful]

[Hmmmm]

So have you not gotten possessed at all, then?
[Or more than that.]

[niceguyferatu]

I haven't. Most ghosts know better than to try something so foolish around me.

[holeful]

... How come?

[niceguyferatu]

They know that attempting to possess or otherwise harm me is met with retribution. And those that don't learn quickly.

[holeful]

... You seem like you have a lot of enemies, Mr Vlad.

[niceguyferatu]

Quite the opposite, actually! I have many allies, those who know it's better to work with me than against me.

There are very few ghosts who seek to do me harm these days.

[holeful]

So basically people only worked with you because they were afraid of you?

[niceguyferatu]

No, not at all! I always make it worth their time. I have deals brokered with them all--they give me what I want, I give them what they want. Everybody wins. It's just good business.