( graveyard: we're cursed..........3 )

[nodo]

[ since there's more of us now, let's set up a scene...ish. we're at the beach! hooray!! it's our government mandated party game!! hopefully everyone is going to be well behaved because law won't give two shits. he's already arranging this for some reason unknown to man. indulgences? indulgences....... everyone get your sins in. taps on watch???

of course there is booze because there is always booze. law does not perceive the meth. (if there is any.)

NOW!! EVERYONE. TWO TRUTHS & ONE LIE. ]

Comments

[bachelorbored]

Oh, well done! Yeah, that was a bedtime story, not a real happening.

[touchups]

What's that drink, then? I don't think I've ever seen anything like it!

[bachelorbored]

This? Oh, just a caprese martini.

Want to try?

[touchups]

Yeah, sure! [REACHING HIS HANDS FOR IT making grabby hand gestures.] I've never tried even a regular martini before. It's just tomato juice and-- uh, what was it. Vodka? Gin?

[All his James Bond knowledge has evaporated.]

[bachelorbored]

Ah, the full ingredients cannot be revealed, due to the recipe's patent-pending status!

But, yeah. It's a vodka base. Basically tastes like a caprese salad in a glass! Make sure you eat the mozzarella ball at the end with the basil!

[touchups]

Oooh, gotcha, gotcha.

[DON'T JUST ACCEPT THIS. But he'll nod, taking a thoughtful sip.]

...Y'know, it's a lot better than a lot of the drinks I've tried here! Like that one with a scorpion in it.

[bachelorbored]

A scorpion!?

[touchups]

Yeah! There are some bottles of vodka back in the back over on the other side that had whole scorpions in 'em!

[bachelorbored]

Fucked up!

We should dare someone to eat one!

[touchups]

I like the way you think!

[A THUMBS UP. TERRIBLE. DO NOT GET A CURSE'S STAMP OF APPROVAL.]

They have all kinds of alcohol here, right? So they probably have one of those bottles, too! Let's do it! I tried to get someone to eat one earlier, but they found it before anyone drank it, hah.

[Scorpion milk...]

[bachelorbored]

[it's so good to have friends!]

Well, if someone's even remotely sober, we don't have a chance. We'll have to err on the side of people who do drugs and liquors to their extremes!

Or, we could bake it into a brownie.

[touchups]

[Mahito 🤝 Kaz
being cursed existences]

That! That one's good. But we'd have to get someone else to pass 'em out, I think? I dunno if anyone would trust food I gave them.

[THEY SHOULD NOT.]

[bachelorbored]

Why not? You're a fine person. That's just incredibly rude.

[touchups]

Nah, I'm not!

[Fine or a person... HE SAYS THIS WITH SUCH ENTHUSIASM AND MIRTH. Kaz is peak entertainment, god bless.]

Some people here would probably be worried I put poison in it just for fun or something! Or scorpions, haha.

[bachelorbored]

Well, in this case, they'd be totally right!

I'm not much of a baker, so I imagine no one would take one from me, either... [that isn't why they wouldn't take one kaz but go off?]

Oh! What if we put a sign that said "DELICIOUS BROWNIES! DO NOT EAT!"? Reverse psychology works every time!

[touchups]

Yeah, exactly!

[A BEAMING GRIN... He seems to give that some consideration, though.]

Hm... That might work? It could also work if we just sneak a tray in with whatever stuff Omi brings next time we're all hanging out together!

[bachelorbored]

Yeah, that would definitely work! Everyone's always eating his stuff.

Cool, so... scorpion brownies later?

[touchups]

Scorpion brownies later!

[TOASTING KAZ. It's an indulgence date.]

[bachelorbored]

Hell yeah! [they clink their stupid dranks in a cursed pact]