( graveyard: we're cursed..........3 )

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[ since there's more of us now, let's set up a scene...ish. we're at the beach! hooray!! it's our government mandated party game!! hopefully everyone is going to be well behaved because law won't give two shits. he's already arranging this for some reason unknown to man. indulgences? indulgences....... everyone get your sins in. taps on watch???

of course there is booze because there is always booze. law does not perceive the meth. (if there is any.)

NOW!! EVERYONE. TWO TRUTHS & ONE LIE. ]

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[STEW SLAW....... love to see it.

Also this creature is just vibin' with a little bit of curiosity, because unsurprisingly, he's also chill with just being wholeass buried?? Help.]

Not like this, nah! [WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.] You could bury me!

[BURY THE FLEA! BURY THE FLEA! BURY THE FLEA! --Very glad that Law just opened the door of his world to a curse, who's Feelings Vibes definitely pique with interest about it.]

Eh, really? Wow! Yeah, yeah! I'd love to get the chance! [Clapping his hands together! PIRATE TIME.] Wow, I really hope I do, now.

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[ closes eye and does not think about what it means, honestly. ]

Do I just use my hands to bury to or should I look for a shovel?

[ he raises an eyebrow and means this in jest. mahito can get a shovel joke but no one else can try. but no really, is he going to have to use his hands and dig up a hole for this flea...??

there's also a sense of satisfaction when mahito emphatically agrees to unknowingly join his crew, which is now officially cursed. so. fuckin. cursed. but hey!! why wouldn't he? mahito seems like a powerful yet very extremely chaotic ally. ]

I don't know if you'd particularly like it but if it's never a boring day out at sea.

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[HEH... Law is a blessing. Mahito absolutely snorts in amusement at this terrible joke...]

I'd say shovel, but I don't think I've seen a place around here where we could get one. Hands, I guess! I can help you dig.

[D...dig his own sand tomb. Anyway, yeah, congrats on cursing the whole crew. Mahito is indeed a powerful and very extremely chaotic ally! And hilariously, in shady partnerships, he is also one of the least likely to slam betray. All they gotta do is deal with whimsical side-murders... It's fine.]

If it's not boring, that's good enough! That's what I hate the most - being bored.

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[ IS LAW REALLY A BLESSING??? ]

Digging in the sand with my hands..? [ there's a feel of being moderately offended before he shrugs with a "oh what the hell" mood. he was already dead and there aren't a lot of things that he can do now given everything. so. yeah.

here is...the flea and a pirate doctor digging a hole in the sand to put one flea into??? what a fuckin graveyard this is. also having a conversation that may or may not be safe? depending on how you view things, i guess. ]

I remember you saying that. Would you do anything to prevent yourself from being bored?

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[I MEAN COMPARED TO THE WHOLEASS CURSE MAHITO IS.

But yeah. This is the graveyard, wow. They're both just digging away; Mahito will eagerly join in after he finds a place to set his beachy drink down at so it doesn't tip over or get filled with sand.]

Yeah! I'm always doing things to keep myself from getting bored. [That's why he does like 90% of the things he does! He's a horrible flea!!] I talked to Greed about it once, 'cuz they were mad I kept wrecking stuff around the base.

[Take a guess at how much of the locations toplevel chaos Mahito was responsible for.]

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[ that is such a low bar...... ]

Oh, so that was you? [ huh. just a moment where the light bulb goes off while he's digging the hole to shove this flea into. ] ...somehow I'm not that surprised now that you've told me. 

[ y...yeah....truly the flea is cursed but he has to wonder now, though. ]

Were you the one responsible for the scorpion? There weren't any animals or insects around that I knew of.

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[It's true... It's a bar that is on the ground.

Also he just grins about all of this, god bless.]

Yeah! I drank some vodka or something with Shi Qingxuan that had a scorpion in the bottle and put it in the milk later just to shake things up a little. [HE SAYS, BEAMING. He's still a little disappointed that his scorpilk got found out before anyone drank it...]

I was responsible for a lot of the other stuff that happened, too! Almost everything except the cheese whiz and the steaks.