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[ told you this would be cursed—anyway he'll doesn't give it a moment of thought before answering easily. it looks like both of them are going to be getting something out of this?? maybe...?? ]
You made the offer in the first place; what do you think would be interesting given our circumstances?
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[ told you this would be cursed—anyway he'll doesn't give it a moment of thought before answering easily. it looks like both of them are going to be getting something out of this?? maybe...?? ]
You made the offer in the first place; what do you think would be interesting given our circumstances?
[The cursed energies are slowly rising in this chilis tonight... VERY FUNNY. Mahito can unfortunately think of 200 different ways to indulge in a setting like this and only like 10% (generously) would be socially acceptable.
STILL, with a thoughtful hum:] I made the offer like that because I have no preference, you know! Any way you feel like indulging is fine with me. I've had a lot of fun here already!
[And he's only made like, a tiny mess!! Especially compared to the havoc that will follow over the next 48 hours EVERYONE HERE IS A VANDAL.]
STILL, with a thoughtful hum:] I made the offer like that because I have no preference, you know! Any way you feel like indulging is fine with me. I've had a lot of fun here already!
[And he's only made like, a tiny mess!! Especially compared to the havoc that will follow over the next 48 hours EVERYONE HERE IS A VANDAL.]
[ closes eyes at which mess he could have made but you know. ]
Then let the favor be that I get to ask you to do one thing for me without complaint.
[ how could a favor like that go terribly wrong? especially when he offers his counter to be...a good sport. sometimes you're a shady pirate but also have these fucked up morals and just— ]
To be fair, I'll offer the same in return.
Then let the favor be that I get to ask you to do one thing for me without complaint.
[ how could a favor like that go terribly wrong? especially when he offers his counter to be...a good sport. sometimes you're a shady pirate but also have these fucked up morals and just— ]
To be fair, I'll offer the same in return.
[Mahito is a squeaky clean lad.
He's also apparently quite easy-going, since he seems to have literally no hang-ups or reservations about this favor at all. He just gives a thumbs up!]
Nice of you to be fair. Sounds good to me! Are you ready to play, then?
He's also apparently quite easy-going, since he seems to have literally no hang-ups or reservations about this favor at all. He just gives a thumbs up!]
Nice of you to be fair. Sounds good to me! Are you ready to play, then?
[YEAH!!!!!! CURSE! CURSE! CURSE!!
He also glances upward for a second, like he's thinking of everything on the spot. Which he kind of is. He invented like, three games at once and he's just been cycling between them...]
If we're playing for favors, how about a competition? We draw two of the same thing from these vending machines, but make one spicy! Then we'll mix 'em up, and flip a coin to see who gets first pick. Whoever gets the spicy one loses.
He also glances upward for a second, like he's thinking of everything on the spot. Which he kind of is. He invented like, three games at once and he's just been cycling between them...]
If we're playing for favors, how about a competition? We draw two of the same thing from these vending machines, but make one spicy! Then we'll mix 'em up, and flip a coin to see who gets first pick. Whoever gets the spicy one loses.
[ should he be concerned about how sketch all of this is? yeah, totally. is he? ....only mildly. ]
A game of chance? [ not quite the game he was thinking that he'd get himself tied into but favors are nice so he'll roll with it. ] Alright, we can do that. However, how do I know you won't cheat and may all of yours spicy?
[ because sometimes you're a pirate and sus about everything? ]
A game of chance? [ not quite the game he was thinking that he'd get himself tied into but favors are nice so he'll roll with it. ] Alright, we can do that. However, how do I know you won't cheat and may all of yours spicy?
[ because sometimes you're a pirate and sus about everything? ]
[ONLY MILDLY. And yet, that's still better than a lot of people he's interacted with so far...
Anyway he's just a simple flea who plays simple games, so he just nods!]
Yep! That's all there is to it. If you want, you can take a bite of whatever one you don't try first to make sure they're not both spicy. Fair?
Anyway he's just a simple flea who plays simple games, so he just nods!]
Yep! That's all there is to it. If you want, you can take a bite of whatever one you don't try first to make sure they're not both spicy. Fair?
[ the bar is so low and law's standards are dubious at best, okay. sometimes you park yourself right into moral gray and don't look back at things. ]
Fair.
[ or fair enough? honestly, there's still room to cheat but he'll trust this flea for now. his hand will find something familiar to appealing to him. ]
Did you already have something in mind for us to choose from?
[ because if not, he's totally going to hit this button on the onigiri. ]
Fair.
[ or fair enough? honestly, there's still room to cheat but he'll trust this flea for now. his hand will find something familiar to appealing to him. ]
Did you already have something in mind for us to choose from?
[ because if not, he's totally going to hit this button on the onigiri. ]
You're not very good at foods?
[ that's some phrasing right there. anyway, he'll smash on the onigiri four times for them to have one to be spicy and the other to be non-spicy. the filling will be salmon (but guess that's not as important...) ]
I hope you didn't mind me doing that. I just figured since I was here, I'd just get use all four samples.
[ not that he isn't also sus? ]
[ that's some phrasing right there. anyway, he'll smash on the onigiri four times for them to have one to be spicy and the other to be non-spicy. the filling will be salmon (but guess that's not as important...) ]
I hope you didn't mind me doing that. I just figured since I was here, I'd just get use all four samples.
[ not that he isn't also sus? ]
Yeah!
[That's. That's it. JUST "YEAH". Anyway, he doesn't seem to have any problem with Law making all the picks, and does not seem all that worried about him being vaguely sus in general. He's here for a good time not a long time!!]
That's fine, too. Onigiri? [Leaning over!] I don't think I've had any before.
[That's. That's it. JUST "YEAH". Anyway, he doesn't seem to have any problem with Law making all the picks, and does not seem all that worried about him being vaguely sus in general. He's here for a good time not a long time!!]
That's fine, too. Onigiri? [Leaning over!] I don't think I've had any before.
[ "yeah!"....okay. that sounds fine???
but no, this flea must make it to the end. he's here for the long haul!!!! law's here for the short time which is why he'll just hand two over to him to spice up however he decides to do so. ]
Well, you're welcomed to eat them all after we're done seeing who wins. These have on the inside, if you're not bothered by now.
[ now i guess...they're going to go spice their onigiri?? ]
but no, this flea must make it to the end. he's here for the long haul!!!! law's here for the short time which is why he'll just hand two over to him to spice up however he decides to do so. ]
Well, you're welcomed to eat them all after we're done seeing who wins. These have on the inside, if you're not bothered by now.
[ now i guess...they're going to go spice their onigiri?? ]
[He's absolutely going to die immediately, it'll be great.
BUT YEAH!! He'll take two over, spicing an onigiri by cheerfully shoving some pepper flakes from a nearby red pepper shaker inside and carefully remoulding it. Once he's done, he'll turn back around!]
Did you want to do the coinflip to see who goes first? Ah - I don't actually have a coin, but I have a lid you can use.
BUT YEAH!! He'll take two over, spicing an onigiri by cheerfully shoving some pepper flakes from a nearby red pepper shaker inside and carefully remoulding it. Once he's done, he'll turn back around!]
Did you want to do the coinflip to see who goes first? Ah - I don't actually have a coin, but I have a lid you can use.
[ NO. THE FLEA MUST LIVE TO THE END...law needs to die asap. there can't be a doctor in this godless land. but yeah! law will do one better an inject some hot sauce of random choosing into the onigiri carefully. (doctor rights!) ]
We can use your lid. I ordered the food, so it's fair.
[ god i wish law would question why he has a lid in the first place but it's totally fine..?? ]
We can use your lid. I ordered the food, so it's fair.
[ god i wish law would question why he has a lid in the first place but it's totally fine..?? ]
[YEAH HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN KEEP THIS BOAT AFLOAT... This boat full of clowns.]
Okay! How about tails, I'll pick first, and heads is for you?
[i also wish literally anyone would question this but no one has yet YALL!!! It's fine though, it's a perfectly flat lid which means it's a very fair thing to use for decision-making flips.]
Okay! How about tails, I'll pick first, and heads is for you?
[i also wish literally anyone would question this but no one has yet YALL!!! It's fine though, it's a perfectly flat lid which means it's a very fair thing to use for decision-making flips.]
[ NO!!! all of your godless heathens need to learn how to swim on your own. especially given the fact that no one is questioning why this flea has a lid just because. is really no one gonna question it i'm in tears. ]
Sounds good to me.
[ TIME TO FLIP THE CONTAINTER LID?? ]
Sounds good to me.
[ TIME TO FLIP THE CONTAINTER LID?? ]
[ i'm going to have law question this lid after he wins this stupid challenge. i will not sleep well knowing that no one in this godless land would let it go unchecked. ]
Right, then I'll pick the left one.
[ which he's totally going to reach for and take a bite out of.... he readies himself for spice but gets...non spice? ]
Right, then I'll pick the left one.
[ which he's totally going to reach for and take a bite out of.... he readies himself for spice but gets...non spice? ]
[this truly is a godless land and if mass death does not immediately occur i will be shocked
But!! He'll grab the one next to that, taking a bite without pause. His expression gives away pretty quickly that he is not on the winning team...]
Ah...! My luck with these games has been awful, lately!
But!! He'll grab the one next to that, taking a bite without pause. His expression gives away pretty quickly that he is not on the winning team...]
Ah...! My luck with these games has been awful, lately!
[WITH THIS CHAOTIC GROUP I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT.
Anyway, he just SIGHS... But he'll reach out to take the non spicy prize onigiri anyway, just so he can try some of it.]
A deal's a deal, after all. [HIS MANY OWED FAVORS.] But that's fine! As long as it's not boring, I won't mind it.
Anyway, he just SIGHS... But he'll reach out to take the non spicy prize onigiri anyway, just so he can try some of it.]
A deal's a deal, after all. [HIS MANY OWED FAVORS.] But that's fine! As long as it's not boring, I won't mind it.
[HIS FAVORS, RANDY...
Mahito looks thoughtful for a second, like he's never had to consider the specifics before.]
Something I've already done too many times, I guess? Or... I don't know, doing your laundry or something?
[His idea of what is or isn't boring changes on a dime though, honestly, so he cannot truly answer this question. Very stupid.]
Mahito looks thoughtful for a second, like he's never had to consider the specifics before.]
Something I've already done too many times, I guess? Or... I don't know, doing your laundry or something?
[His idea of what is or isn't boring changes on a dime though, honestly, so he cannot truly answer this question. Very stupid.]
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