[YEAH HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN KEEP THIS BOAT AFLOAT... This boat full of clowns.]
Okay! How about tails, I'll pick first, and heads is for you?
[i also wish literally anyone would question this but no one has yet YALL!!! It's fine though, it's a perfectly flat lid which means it's a very fair thing to use for decision-making flips.]
[ NO!!! all of your godless heathens need to learn how to swim on your own. especially given the fact that no one is questioning why this flea has a lid just because. is really no one gonna question it i'm in tears. ]
[ i'm going to have law question this lid after he wins this stupid challenge. i will not sleep well knowing that no one in this godless land would let it go unchecked. ]
Right, then I'll pick the left one.
[ which he's totally going to reach for and take a bite out of.... he readies himself for spice but gets...non spice? ]
Right, right - will do! [YEAAAH. Though, he glances down to the lid after a pause... And then slides it back into his shirt storage.]
I was playing a lot of chance games earlier but couldn't find any coins, so I just took the nearest coin-shaped thing that looked like a good substitute!
also...his reasoning for having a lid is. well, you know, he shouldn't be able to comment on it since he also allowed the whole lid flipping to be used. but at the same time he's going to judge a little bit.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
DW IS REALLY CAUSING US ALL GRIEF
Okay! How about tails, I'll pick first, and heads is for you?
[i also wish literally anyone would question this but no one has yet YALL!!! It's fine though, it's a perfectly flat lid which means it's a very fair thing to use for decision-making flips.]
DW YOUR NOTIFS!!!
Sounds good to me.
[ TIME TO FLIP THE CONTAINTER LID?? ]
lovingly beats dw up behind costco u_u
He flips it!! Google coinflip says:]
Heads! Alright, you can pick first.
may it not rise from the grave in the form of crau............2.
Right, then I'll pick the left one.
[ which he's totally going to reach for and take a bite out of.... he readies himself for spice but gets...non spice? ]
i would personally love that
But!! He'll grab the one next to that, taking a bite without pause. His expression gives away pretty quickly that he is not on the winning team...]
Ah...! My luck with these games has been awful, lately!
no subject
Have they? What terrible luck you have.
[ he'll hold out his onigiri to the flea. here is your non spicy "prize"... ]
I'll be adding to your bad luck with you owing me a favor as well now.
no subject
Anyway, he just SIGHS... But he'll reach out to take the non spicy prize onigiri anyway, just so he can try some of it.]
A deal's a deal, after all. [HIS MANY OWED FAVORS.] But that's fine! As long as it's not boring, I won't mind it.
no subject
Define on what you consider boring.
no subject
Mahito looks thoughtful for a second, like he's never had to consider the specifics before.]
Something I've already done too many times, I guess? Or... I don't know, doing your laundry or something?
[His idea of what is or isn't boring changes on a dime though, honestly, so he cannot truly answer this question. Very stupid.]
no subject
I won't waste a favor in asking you to do my laundry or anything like that. I'll use it on something hopefully more interesting.
[
like murder]no subject
WELL IT WOULDN'T BE BORINGHe seems satisfied with this, though, and nods before taking another bite.]
That's good, then! I'll leave it to you, you can collect on it whenever.
no subject
:thinking:]Just stay alive until I get to collect on it.
[ he’s joking…unless…? but see you around flea—except THE FUCKIN. LID. ]
One last thing—why were you carrying a lid with you?
no subject
Right, right - will do! [YEAAAH. Though, he glances down to the lid after a pause... And then slides it back into his shirt storage.]
I was playing a lot of chance games earlier but couldn't find any coins, so I just took the nearest coin-shaped thing that looked like a good substitute!
[There's just a lidless jar of jam somewhere...]
no subject
also...his reasoning for having a lid is. well, you know, he shouldn't be able to comment on it since he also allowed the whole lid flipping to be used. but at the same time he's going to judge a little bit.
just. a little. ]
I see. Well, it worked out.
no subject
Right? It's not so bad! Works fine in a pinch, if you happen to need anything in the future.
no subject
I'll prefer to find something else to use as an alternative. Perhaps straws or a number.