( douman: cursed honking )

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[ he was going to ask why would any even care about that in the first place but then sees how douman immediately tries to out do him one with the photo. ]

Am I squinting too much? [ he'll look at his photo once more before looking over at the one that douman just took. hmmm. ] Is it better? It looks a little forced.

[ does law go for another selfie here? he's going to consider how to get a better look of himself and just. snaps him frowning at the camera which is less attractive outright but comically attractive? maybe??? ]

[commedia]

Forced? You're the one frowning like your pet just suffered some terrible fate, hm, hm!

[And just gestures to the selfie, indignant.]

See? You have to smile...smile, I say!

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[ he doesn't frown like that!! but he...sure is going to keep frowning like this if not out of automatic response from how douman is telling him to smile. ]

Do I have to smile?

[commedia]

Yes? Come now, don't you want to show people you're happy?

[nodo]

[ frowns but in tsundere. ]

Who said I was happy?

[commedia]

I did.

[BEAMS]

[nodo]

[ ??? ]

I didn't realize you had a say in what I felt.

[commedia]

I'm not having a say in what you're feeling, I'm just stating what's there. Uhuhuhu.

[nodo]

Well I'm not going to forcibly smile just because.

[ you can't make him smile clown. ]

[commedia]

All I am saying is that it would make you more handsome than you already are. It wouldn't hurt.

[nodo]

I don't need to look anymore handsome.

[ ??? is he handsome??? ???? also what is smiling for this man. ]

[commedia]

Ahhh. Your loss.

[And a beat.]

Mine are still much better, though.

[nodo]

[ hmmm.

i can't believe they're going argue like this but it's fine? they're adults?? ]

I think that's a matter of opinion. Of course you're going to think your's are better.

[commedia]

Mine are absolutely better. You can't argue that.

[:3]

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But I am. You have some nice ones but they're not all better.

[commedia]

Prove it. Prove it that they're not better.

[nodo]

How am I supposed to prove it with just the two of us?

[ law doesn't know photography?? but uhh... ]

Sometimes the balance looks weird—between your black and white sides.

[ since grayscale/black and white photos and all of that. ]

[commedia]

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You mean, my hair ruins the photos?

[nodo]

[ DID I STUTTER?? ]

It looks best when there's nothing in the background.

[commedia]

Are you telling me I need to cut my hair?

[nodo]

What? No.

[commedia]

How do you propose I fix it, then?

[nodo]

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I guess you could dye it if it means that much.

[commedia]

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Dye it? As in...all black?

[nodo]

All black or all white.

[ ... ]

Or go for an entirely different color.