[ law will not fall to the ground like a hapless new born animal but will, unfortunately, still stumble a bit since he was completely off guard (and tipsy). the only real causality right now is his drink which had fallen to the ground.
rip his drink. ]
She was planning on giving me a make-over. Indulgence for Pride.
Query: What is a "make-over"? Are you finally going to replace some of those squishy parts of yours? I am no doctor, but quite handy with a knife and enthusiastic to learn.
Reply: I do not consent to being made into any different appearance or functionality. Especially by clumsy, inexperienced primitives. [he points to Law] This meatbag barely knows what a turbolift is.
[still, he hasn't gone anywhere and his tone is more complaining than actively threatening, as if whatever part of him that could choose who to listen to is malfunctioning]
[ you know, law was about to make some sort of snide comment at hk-47 about what he said but there goes sqx with her own defense... wow?? he hadn't expected her to so quickly snap back at the robot.
huh. then again, she's a god and what kind of a god is a push-over? he'll just mosey over to pick up his fallen cup from the ground before adding his two cents. ]
I don't need to know what a turbolift is to know what it's like to be given a new look. Shame you'll never know what it's like to have a massage.
Statement: If it is the choking-adjacent activity I had witnessed earlier, I haven't the slightest desire to spend that much time being touched by squishy flesh hands. Whether or not I can technically feel it.
[turning to address sqx]
Query: How is it that you plan to alter this meatbag's appearance if not through the permanent removal or modification of his parts?
[hk-47 just doesn't understand the appeal of a good massage... sad]
Why, by altering his clothing, doing his makeup, and fixing his hair, of course. With the right sort of makeover, someone can look entirely different, you know.
[ honestly? now that law has experienced the joys of a massage? completely tragic. still, more for him, he guesses? ]
And I'm looking forward to seeing what she can do for me.
[ i hope sqx makes law look like an ugly woman except that wouldn't be the kind of makeover we don't deserve. though the idea of him being anymore attractive than op fandom makes him to be is also distressing. ]
I've never experienced this before but if I'm to indulged, then I'm going to.
Commentary: Any alteration in this meatbag's appearance is likely to be an improvement. If your disguise skills are truly "second to none" let us see what you can do.
[shi qingxuan, who is a tiny bit drunk just from having some wine before all this (thanks, nerfed alcohol tolerance!) takes that to mean that hk-47 is agreeing to see what can be done by getting a makeover himself.]
Proposal: If you were to hand me some scissors, I am able to cut this one's hair. It is a holdover of my political dignitary programming that I can perform touch-ups on a variety of species.
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[HEAVY SIGH.]
No. No, that was not the case.
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rip his drink. ]
She was planning on giving me a make-over. Indulgence for Pride.
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[(closes eyes)]
Actually, it might be easier just to show you. I'll give you one too.
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Do not come near me with any knife, robot, or I'll make you regret it.
[ is it actually an empty threat or him just him blowing smoke? only one way to find out, but he'll turn to sqx: ]
And just how do you plan on giving him a makeover?
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[still, he hasn't gone anywhere and his tone is more complaining than actively threatening, as if whatever part of him that could choose who to listen to is malfunctioning]
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Excuse me, who are you calling clumsy and inexperienced? I'll have you know my skill with makeovers is second to none! My taste is impeccable!
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huh. then again, she's a god and what kind of a god is a push-over? he'll just mosey over to pick up his fallen cup from the ground before adding his two cents. ]
I don't need to know what a turbolift is to know what it's like to be given a new look. Shame you'll never know what it's like to have a massage.
[ and be pampered. ]
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[turning to address sqx]
Query: How is it that you plan to alter this meatbag's appearance if not through the permanent removal or modification of his parts?
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Why, by altering his clothing, doing his makeup, and fixing his hair, of course. With the right sort of makeover, someone can look entirely different, you know.
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And I'm looking forward to seeing what she can do for me.
[ i hope sqx makes law look like an ugly woman except that wouldn't be the kind of makeover we don't deserve. though the idea of him being anymore attractive than op fandom makes him to be is also distressing. ]
I've never experienced this before but if I'm to indulged, then I'm going to.
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I'll pretty you both up.
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We'll start with me first, though, right?
[ robots come in second :/ especially robots who try to kill people. ]
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Query: This could be a potentially useful skill. I will graciously offer my assistance. For example, if he needs to be held down or restrained.
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Yes, yes, we'll start with you first.
[she glances at hk]
...I don't think that will be necessary; he doesn't seem to be trying to escape.
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Yeah, I came here willingly.
[ he's crossing his arms. ]
Massages are over; normally what's next is some sort of face treatment, isn't it? Or a hair cut?
[ frowns at law's hair. ]
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What do you say? Shall we let him assist?
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He can, but not with scissors, and I think my hair is fine as it is.
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[ and to sqx: ]
I'm fine with that option.
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