( graveyard: we're cursed )

[nodo]

Comments

...DRUNK "SPARKLING WINE"

[bachelorbored]

Haha, the very idea! They try and tell you it's as good as Champagne? But trust me, it is not!

[brightred]

You really are a rich boy, aren't you. [And yeah she's drinking from her glass.]

[bachelorbored]

I'm not here to flaunt my wealth, Grell.

[brightred]

Oh? I must be mistaken.

[bachelorbored]

Sadly, even beautiful women can be wrong!

[holeful]

... I thought Champagne and sparkling wine were the same thing?

[bachelorbored]

Of course not. Champagne can only be called Champagne if it's grown and produced in the region of Champagne, France!

[holeful]

But it's a sort of sparkling wine, isn't it?

[bachelorbored]

Not at all. Champagne is Champagne, and sparkling wine is garbage.

[housewolf]

... There's a difference?

[bachelorbored]

Are all of you going to be like this? Of course there is!

[housewolf]

I usually drink sake or beer.

[bachelorbored]

[he puts one hand on omi's shoulder, and with genuine, heartfelt emotion, simply says:]

I'm so sorry.

[notaccurate]

[He does drink, but!]

You're not very good at the game if you aren't carefully deciding when to use Champagne and when to use sparkling wine.

[Since yeah Kaz seems like a rich kid.]

[bachelorbored]

I have no idea what you're talking about!

[notaccurate]

Oh? You've never played poker?

[That's not what he meant before, but despite being Odd Kaz hasn't really been mean. So Luca won't be mean to him.]

[bachelorbored]

I'm familiar with the routine, but I've never been dealt in myself. Why?

[kokytos]

Unfortunately, some people will bring it to you and it's only courtesy.

[ SIGHS AND DRINKS. ]

[bachelorbored]

Yikes. Some people's courtesy is more of a burden than other's.

[nodo]

[ I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS ONE?? ]

Sparkling wine?

[bachelorbored]

Are you... asking what sparkling wine is, Trafalgar?

[nodo]

Does it seem like I am?

[niceguyferatu]

Isn't champagne a subset of sparkling wine? So if you've had champagne, by definition you've also had sparkling wine.

[ siiiiiiips ]

[bachelorbored]

Of course not. While Champagne may be a sparkling wine, sparkling wine is not Champagne!

[niceguyferatu]

[ sighs and sets his drink down. ]

Yes, Kaz, that's literally what I've just said. Therefore meaning that if you have had champagne before, you have also, by definition, had sparkling wine. So your "never have I ever" statement is false.