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[commedia]

I don't want to live, Kaz. My fate is too terrible.

[bachelorbored]

That sucks, but also? What a mood.

Have you tried regular exercise? Yoga? Chill vibes in the park?

[commedia]

...None of those things will matter. What would exercise do?

[bachelorbored]

Maybe you'd be less depressed if you were good at sports?

[commedia]

Sports isn't...going to solve anything, Kaz! It would do nothing for my situation!

[bachelorbored]

I don't know about that!

I mean, I literally don't know. Refresh me on your situation?

[commedia]

I was possessed by a being who represents the monster I'm going to become, Kaz!!

[bachelorbored]

Right, right!

Well, what if you get so good at sports, your weird possession demon gets embarrassed that he sucks so much, and just leaves?

[commedia]

[Just...gapes at him.]

You're more of a fool than I bargained for, Kaz.

[bachelorbored]

Hey!

Stranger things have literally happened!

Don't just give up on the team because you got possessed once!

[commedia]

I will give up whenever I want! Leave me alone! History already hates me for what I am, I don't need to live on to see more of that!

[bachelorbored]

That's just melodramatic! People do stupid, wack shit all the time, and get totally forgiven for it! Just look at Arcangelo!

[who]

Besides, I don't even know who you are, so history can't possibly hate you that much, right? The world has totally moved on past... whatever you did!

[commedia]

No, they haven't! Shut your foolish mouth! You don't know me and...keep it that way!

[HUFFS!!!]

[bachelorbored]

Fine—I'll ask everyone else in the room!

[and yells:]

Hey! Did anyone know Douman before he came here? Anyone? Anyone at all?

[he shrugs, dismissively.]

See? Nobody cares.

[commedia]

...

There's no one here besides Omi and Fukuda who are Japanese and both do know of me, so your point is moot.

[bachelorbored]

[kaz waves a hand, scoffing.]

Oh, so now there's quantifiers?

[commedia]

Yes! Yes, of course there is! I'm part of Japanese history, Kaz!

[bachelorbored]

I feel like you're clinging to the past a little too tightly, honestly.

Why not start living for the here and now?

[commedia]

I can't, because apparently, I'm...the type of wretched soul that will turn into something that delights in the suffering of many!

[bachelorbored]

Listen, that sucks, and I understand. [no he doesn't] But if it's going to happen anyway, why don't you just...

...Live it up while you can? Since your life is over, and all.

[commedia]

[Douman looks conflicted.]

Do I...really deserve that? Enjoying myself would just be like sayng I was fine with whatever happened, and had no regrets.

[bachelorbored]

Uh, no it's not! I'm not fine with anything my wretched aunt or life in the general sense inflicts on me, but it's not like I'm just going to stop enjoying the finer things in life because of it!

Seriously! Treat yourself! Hashtag selfcare, my dude.

[commedia]

...

[JUST LOOKING DUBIOUS]

I-I don't know...

[bachelorbored]

[kaz repeats himself, now emphasizing each word with a clap.]

Treat! Your! Self!

[commedia]

I feel too guilty, Kaz...