nodo: (P.s. I have 5 little chihuahua's)
trafalgar "no homo" law ([personal profile] nodo) wrote2021-03-16 09:15 am
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know what dares are. But I'm daring you to do this.

What, do you want me to ask you to strip naked for the rest of the time, instead? I could easily do that. Your choice.
holeful: (Later; I was given some mescaline)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fukuda stares at Douman for a long moment as if he's genuinely weighing these as equally valid options and then he just starts unbuttoning his shirt????]
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[what]

Do you...do you hate yourself that much?!
holeful: (He could look at a child and guess)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, three sentences just seems like a lot...

[He's still going. Someone stop this.]
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It's three sentences, do you have nothing good to say about yourself?
holeful: (College was like a 4 year gameshow)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, maybe I do, but I'd have to really think about it.... this just seemed easier, I guess?

[Maybe he could come up with enough but what if he tries and comes up empty? That just seems depressing. Therefore; nudity.]
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...Easier.

[But anyways, they're not going to stop this. Douman is a healthy shade of red, but they're just staring at Fukuda with narrowed eyes. Go on. Get in your birthday suit.]
holeful: (me; I have all these fucking markers.)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Aah.

[Honestly like. Even though he objectively knows Douman and Limbo are different, they do still look very similar so somehow being looked at by Douman doesn't feel weird to him? Maybe it will hit him later.

Anyway he's getting naked I hate this family.]
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1/2

[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[There we go. A naked serial killer.]

[Douman takes a sip of their beer, giving the other man and look up and down. Its not like they haven't seen this before, through Limbo's eyes.]

[They step closer, a light smile on their face - their free hand reaches out to gently rest over Fukuda's shoulder, nails tickling.]


There you go. Easy, wasn't it, Fukuda...
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2/2

[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[...And then they tilt the beer bottle in their hand so that beer spills all over Fukuda's front, trickling over his chest, abdomen, and...well. What he's showing to everyone. The priest frowns.]

...You should have chosen the other option.

[And with a huff, Douman turns and just walks away.]
holeful: (Later; I was given some mescaline)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE'S???? SO CONFUSED???]

Wh-why does it matter??
[WHY DO YOU CARE???]
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[BECAUSE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING NICE AND YOU CHOSE THE TERRIBLE JOKE HORNY OPTION SO PUNISHMENT WAS NECESSARY]

[Anyways Douman is not here! Bye! Enjoy your naked sticky beer self!]
holeful: (you had a 90% chance)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[I MEAN UNLESS CLOWN LEFT THE ROOM HE'S STILL.... EXTANT!!?? So Fukuda is just going to follow after him???]

Wait, I want to understand why you're upset. Please.
[HE DOESN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT PEOPLE THE CONNECTIONS HE HAS ARE ALREADY SO TENUOUS??]
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just smiling not so nicely back at Fukuda.]

Eh, didn't you choose dare, Fukuda? You chose what you wanted.
holeful: (Later; I was given some mescaline)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you gave me the two options? I don't understand why you'd care about the other thing... What does it matter to you how I feel about myself?
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Douman just. Huffs.]

Because one was clearly a joke, and you chose it instead of, I don't know, taking the chance to laud yourself and making you feel better about yourself?
holeful: ("Whoa that tall child looks terrible!")

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He stands there a moment trying to work out how this would benefit Douman in any way, but he comes up empty???]

You.... you were trying to help me?
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[JUST JAMIE LEE CURTIS SIPPING ANGRILY FROM ANOTHER BEER BOTTLE]
holeful: (I quit drinking because I used to drink)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[EJAFJKDJKF WELL. THAT'S NOT A YES BUT FUKUDA THINKS THAT IF THE ANSWER WAS NO THEY'D PROBABLY SAY SO??? RIGHT????

And he's genuinely surprised because it doesn't seem like the sort of thing they'd do, especially not for him??? So sorry but he's overwhelmed and he's going to hug the angry clown please maul him for this.]


Thank you...
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Douman lets out a noise that is the equivalent of a verbal keysmash, trying to push the man away by putting a hand directly against his chest.]

F-Fukuda! FUKUDA, GET OFF! YOU'RE WET!!
holeful: (realizing that it was the increase)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Boundaries are important so he does let Douman push him away, laughing, his mood somehow markedly improved???]

Aah, I'm sorry... next time you give me a dare I'll be sure to do it properly...
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmm....

[GRUMBLING]

Now please put some clothes back on.
holeful: (and then one day; I'll die.)

[personal profile] holeful 2021-03-16 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But what about the dare?

[HE CAN'T JUST GET DRESSED AGAIN? THATS CHEATING?]
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[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-16 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Douman's ears look as red as the rest of their face.]

You did your part! You did it! I consider your dare done! So there!

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