[HI KITCHEN BUDDY. Mahito's just kinda moseying around at this point, trying to see whether or not anyone else is capable of seeing mysterious bloody hearts in the elevator when no one else can or anything similar...
Though he'll stop once he catches sight of Law. He raises one hand in greeting, the other settling on his hip.]
Well, I guess we have our answer, huh?
[About a lot of murdery questions they were spitballing earlier, GOD.]
[ YEAH. well........ how is this flea greeting him because law will seem like he can't go into the room? rather, he'll just start yelling through?? the door?? hmm??? well he'll make an attempt to yell through the door before clutching his head in pain.
your doctor will look like absolute shit. also grumpy. no kindness was given to your doctor on this day.ugh. ] Can you come out of there?
[ there's a bit of a murderous quality to his voice when he says that. he has a hangover flea...... and law will take a moment to just look mahito over like he's looking for something on him. he'll pull at the bill of his hat to keep his eyes shaded from the lights. life is bad currently. ]
...did you just walk through the door without it opening?
[JUST "OH". ROUGH TIME, LAW. EVERYONE STOP GETTING HANGOVERS CHALLENGE... He reaches out to gently pat his arm, just once, giving him a look of mild sympathy.
Though it quickly turns to a look of confusion?? He blinks, glancing back at the open kitchen.]
Huh? No, I'm still pretty solid. [PATS HIS OWN CHEST.] The door's open?
[ your doctor was pretty good about not dying previously but today is just???? either way he will allow the flea to pat him on the arm since it's only just the one time and he can forgive that sort of thing.
however, he'll growl at the fact that the door is supposedly open. he'll also squint at the flea before looking back at the door. ]
[ man does not drink on the norm but its fine. he's fine. ...well, until mahito does the thing of seemingly going through the door?? logically he knows he isn't... right? he.
oh his head hurts too much for this. ]
It looks like you're just phasing through the door somehow. [ he makes a face as though he just smelled something not exactly foul but...unpleasant. which, unfortunately, makes him even more ill. ] Don't ask me to try opening it, I've spent plenty of time doing that.
[ surely law will be fine tomorrow when nothing can hurt him other than solving the murder of someone who didn't care much for. kaz? who?? grell??? hmm.
that said he'll give his temples a little rubk. ]
Could be. [ ugh. thinking hard and head pounding. ] Has to be.
[ hewwo did the flea just offer to do a nice thing...?? ]
[9 HOURS OF THEM JUST SITTING THERE DYING BECAUSE 99% OF THEM DON'T CARE ABOUT KAZ OR GRELL, ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL...]
Yeah, I'll see if I can find anyone else it's happening to. [A little nod! Molly had been with some others who had to deal with the elevator blood, after all. At least no one's licking evidence this time... probably...
But yeah! Wow. He's a nice lad, just a little flea.]
It's no problem, I was going in to get myself something anyway. Any preference?
[ law will TOTALLY make paper animals tomorrow while they're trying to "solve" kaz's murderer, okay? law nearly decked the punk like 10 times. ]
Childe and Sheila were with me when I first found out that the kitchen door was jammed. [ and they all suffered together. ] It also smells like a candy factory and there are smudges against the door but—
[ he shrugs. no one licked the smudges to see if it was blood or not because they're all reasonable people. ]
Guess that can be the surprise for tomorrow. [ now about food— ] No bread; anything else is fine.
[Please allow him to make paper animals too, he will be dying for something to do.]
Oooh. Yeah, totally an elevator thing. Weird. I guess that means some of the crime happened in there, huh? I hope nothing weird's going on with the food that we can't see...
[MAKING A FACE. But he'll nod at that.]
Sure, sure - hang on.
[AND AWAY HE GOES, through the magic door that said no Childe, Sheila and Law rights. He'll come back in about five minutes with some vending machine food: some pizza, fries, one single apple, something round that's still got the wrapper on, and a couple bottles of water.]
[ once again, i, naru, will be bored because law will not shitpost and he will also have no interest solve the murder. THIS IS SO BAD..... what kind of shitty doctor is he but!!
wow he didn't even think about something going wrong with the food. that's unfortuante. hopefully nothing's wrong with the food and he'll continue to vibe until the flea comes back with his offerings and honestly it's...different. not sure what he expected but you now. it works. ]
It's an interesting selection.
[ he'll take it all (especially the water), honestly, though what the hell is the round thing with the wrapper still on it??? ]
[puts 20 hands on ur shoulders...... if i wasnt afk this trial id shitpost thread with you...
ALSO LOOK. He only just learned how food works and also, he is a flea. He enjoys the worst of things, including pizza at whatever AM hour it is right after finding a body. Poor Law and his hangover... At least there's plenty of water and one fruit, even if it is the wrong fruit.]
Pizza and fries are pretty universal, yeah? [HE DID HIS BEST. PERHAPS. But with that all taken, he'll just set a hand on his hip and nod.]
Sure, no problem. If this is gonna last all day, that'll be really inconvenient for you guys.
[He will have to open the mysterious thing with the wrapper if he wants to know what's inside!!]
[ this is honestly tragic. OF ALL TRIALS.... they could have made cookies or something stupid in the background while other people were out to solve a murder. i'm in actual tears.
and yes, he is going to open the mystery wrapper to see what in god's name this flea has given him as his final offering...... ]
They're heavy foods so it'll be good for everything that I drank last night.
[ how much did he drink last night... closes eyes and does not think about that. ]
Don't know about all day, but it'll last us [ him ] until we're allowed back into the kitchen to get food of our own.
[me desperately jumping on mobile so i can specifically have mahito make cookies with law in the bg
IT'S A HEAD. Just kidding, it's a big ol' daifuku with a healthy amount of red bean filling. Enjoy!]
How much did you drink, anyway? [He'll just echo the brackets...... Look, there are so many heavy drinkers in these parts that he just assumes anyone who gets wasted does so habitually. Terrible.
Fair enough though, he's just noddin' along.]
Mm, that's good. Wanna find somewhere darker to sit? It's not like anyone's gonna find anything today, anyway.
[ GOD I WISH. then again we can pretend the flea and law were vibing in the background being gremlins (or him just being a gremlin) since i was mentally afk. but ooh! daifuku. that's going right into his mouth asap. om nom. ]
A whole night's worth. [ he just. sighs. ] There was a figure that kept offering myself and another—Megara—drinks until we passed out. When we woke up all of the drinking glasses were broken and I can't even say if that wasn't our fault.
[ that aside the idea of moving somewhere darker... ]
[absolutely yes. mahito just woke up every so often to vibe in the bg with law before passing out again, god bless.]
Wow... [WHAT. THAT'S SO FUNNY, BUT ALSO SO BAD AND WEIRD?? Definitely one of the most forcefully interactive of the effects he's heard so far.] You must seriously have the worst hangover right now if you drank until you passed out. I heard dark places help with the headaches and nausea a little.
[HE WILL lead the way then, FLEE THE SCENE...!!! Time to leave the kitchen behind and go to the planetarium, where he keeps finding people nursing hangovers anyway.]
[ we're decreeing this so. law was unimpressed the whole time and this flea woke up just long enough to pester him like the gremlin he is. this is what happened...... ]
Pain medication is also good for the headaches.
[ again, murderous, because wow!!! wouldn't it be great!!! if those were accessible for the greater population at large!!!!
but thank you flea for changing the scenery for them and for them to chill and vibe inside of the planetarium which is all very nice and a popular place because no one here knows how to drink responsibly ever. ]
Wouldn't it just be great if this place was haunted on top of what is going on?
I guess there's the opium, but that seems like a bad choice for a hangover cure.
[THAT WOULD BE A VERY BAD HANGOVER CURE, YEAH... But away they gooo!! Once they're in the planetarium, Mahito moseys over to the board to change it to constellations familiar to his version of earth.]
--Like, the whole place? Haunted by Tamaki and stuff? Or maybe all the people who died before we got here.
[He's just assuming that's a thing that happened.]
[ flea!!!!! don't just....say these things around him..... think of your doctor. ]
All of the people who died before? [ look even if he might just be saying things, he wants to make sure he's not saying things....without purpose. ] Is that something that you've heard before?
[He doesn't know SHIT about medicine! He only knows about drugs!! And only tangentially!!
Also, he just waves a hand at that.]
Nah, it's just my guess. They've been doing this for a long time and they put all that stuff about death in their FAQ thing, so it's probably happened before.
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Though he'll stop once he catches sight of Law. He raises one hand in greeting, the other settling on his hip.]
Well, I guess we have our answer, huh?
[About a lot of murdery questions they were spitballing earlier, GOD.]
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your doctor will look like absolute shit. also grumpy. no kindness was given to your doctor on this day.ugh. ] Can you come out of there?
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Mahito blinks, looking a little surprised, but he will at least take a step back out of the kitchen and into the hall.]
Uh. [Hm.] ...What's that all about? You need to go to the med bay...?
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[ there's a bit of a murderous quality to his voice when he says that. he has a hangover flea...... and law will take a moment to just look mahito over like he's looking for something on him. he'll pull at the bill of his hat to keep his eyes shaded from the lights. life is bad currently. ]
...did you just walk through the door without it opening?
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[JUST "OH". ROUGH TIME, LAW. EVERYONE STOP GETTING HANGOVERS CHALLENGE... He reaches out to gently pat his arm, just once, giving him a look of mild sympathy.
Though it quickly turns to a look of confusion?? He blinks, glancing back at the open kitchen.]
Huh? No, I'm still pretty solid. [PATS HIS OWN CHEST.] The door's open?
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however, he'll growl at the fact that the door is supposedly open. he'll also squint at the flea before looking back at the door. ]
The door isn't open for me.
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ANYWAY!! He looks between Law and the door again.]
Really? Like, it just looks closed? [SQUINTING... AT THE DOOR... He'll close it and open it, and then step through when it's opened for him.]
What'd that look like?
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oh his head hurts too much for this. ]
It looks like you're just phasing through the door somehow. [ he makes a face as though he just smelled something not exactly foul but...unpleasant. which, unfortunately, makes him even more ill. ] Don't ask me to try opening it, I've spent plenty of time doing that.
[ LET THIS MAN LIVE.... ]
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Mahito, who had been opening his mouth specifically to try asking Law to give opening the door another try, closes it again. Hm. Then:]
This is so weird. Is this supposed to be like the elevator thing from last week? [A beat.] Do you want me to grab you some food and water...?
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that said he'll give his temples a little rubk. ]
Could be. [ ugh. thinking hard and head pounding. ] Has to be.
[ hewwo did the flea just offer to do a nice thing...?? ]
I won't beg for it but I won't turn it down.
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Yeah, I'll see if I can find anyone else it's happening to. [A little nod! Molly had been with some others who had to deal with the elevator blood, after all. At least no one's licking evidence this time... probably...
But yeah! Wow. He's a nice lad, just a little flea.]
It's no problem, I was going in to get myself something anyway. Any preference?
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Childe and Sheila were with me when I first found out that the kitchen door was jammed. [ and they all suffered together. ] It also smells like a candy factory and there are smudges against the door but—
[ he shrugs. no one licked the smudges to see if it was blood or not because they're all reasonable people. ]
Guess that can be the surprise for tomorrow. [ now about food— ] No bread; anything else is fine.
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Oooh. Yeah, totally an elevator thing. Weird. I guess that means some of the crime happened in there, huh? I hope nothing weird's going on with the food that we can't see...
[MAKING A FACE. But he'll nod at that.]
Sure, sure - hang on.
[AND AWAY HE GOES, through the magic door that said no Childe, Sheila and Law rights. He'll come back in about five minutes with some vending machine food: some pizza, fries, one single apple, something round that's still got the wrapper on, and a couple bottles of water.]
This good? You can take whatever.
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wow he didn't even think about something going wrong with the food. that's unfortuante. hopefully nothing's wrong with the food and he'll continue to vibe until the flea comes back with his offerings and honestly it's...different. not sure what he expected but you now. it works. ]
It's an interesting selection.
[ he'll take it all (especially the water), honestly, though what the hell is the round thing with the wrapper still on it??? ]
Thanks.
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ALSO LOOK. He only just learned how food works and also, he is a flea. He enjoys the worst of things, including pizza at whatever AM hour it is right after finding a body. Poor Law and his hangover... At least there's plenty of water and one fruit, even if it is the wrong fruit.]
Pizza and fries are pretty universal, yeah? [HE DID HIS BEST. PERHAPS. But with that all taken, he'll just set a hand on his hip and nod.]
Sure, no problem. If this is gonna last all day, that'll be really inconvenient for you guys.
[He will have to open the mysterious thing with the wrapper if he wants to know what's inside!!]
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and yes, he is going to open the mystery wrapper to see what in god's name this flea has given him as his final offering...... ]
They're heavy foods so it'll be good for everything that I drank last night.
[ how much did he drink last night... closes eyes and does not think about that. ]
Don't know about all day, but it'll last us [ him ] until we're allowed back into the kitchen to get food of our own.
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IT'S A HEAD. Just kidding, it's a big ol' daifuku with a healthy amount of red bean filling. Enjoy!]
How much did you drink, anyway? [He'll just echo the brackets...... Look, there are so many heavy drinkers in these parts that he just assumes anyone who gets wasted does so habitually. Terrible.
Fair enough though, he's just noddin' along.]
Mm, that's good. Wanna find somewhere darker to sit? It's not like anyone's gonna find anything today, anyway.
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A whole night's worth. [ he just. sighs. ] There was a figure that kept offering myself and another—Megara—drinks until we passed out. When we woke up all of the drinking glasses were broken and I can't even say if that wasn't our fault.
[ that aside the idea of moving somewhere darker... ]
Sure, we can. I'm not attached to this place.
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Wow... [WHAT. THAT'S SO FUNNY, BUT ALSO SO BAD AND WEIRD?? Definitely one of the most forcefully interactive of the effects he's heard so far.] You must seriously have the worst hangover right now if you drank until you passed out. I heard dark places help with the headaches and nausea a little.
[HE WILL lead the way then, FLEE THE SCENE...!!! Time to leave the kitchen behind and go to the planetarium, where he keeps finding people nursing hangovers anyway.]
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Pain medication is also good for the headaches.
[ again, murderous, because wow!!! wouldn't it be great!!! if those were accessible for the greater population at large!!!!
but thank you flea for changing the scenery for them and for them to chill and vibe inside of the planetarium which is all very nice and a popular place because no one here knows how to drink responsibly ever. ]
Wouldn't it just be great if this place was haunted on top of what is going on?
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I guess there's the opium, but that seems like a bad choice for a hangover cure.
[THAT WOULD BE A VERY BAD HANGOVER CURE, YEAH... But away they gooo!! Once they're in the planetarium, Mahito moseys over to the board to change it to constellations familiar to his version of earth.]
--Like, the whole place? Haunted by Tamaki and stuff? Or maybe all the people who died before we got here.
[He's just assuming that's a thing that happened.]
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[ flea!!!!! don't just....say these things around him..... think of your doctor. ]
All of the people who died before? [ look even if he might just be saying things, he wants to make sure he's not saying things....without purpose. ] Is that something that you've heard before?
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[He doesn't know SHIT about medicine! He only knows about drugs!! And only tangentially!!
Also, he just waves a hand at that.]
Nah, it's just my guess. They've been doing this for a long time and they put all that stuff about death in their FAQ thing, so it's probably happened before.