[FOUR BODIES! FOUR BODIES! FOUR BODIES! i hope i'm one of them]
Hah, true, true. There's always the chance that people give up on the others and focus on whoever is most well-liked if there are too many bodies, anyway.
[People just be like that sometimes... They were already starting to veer in that direction a little over the last week. ALSO YEAH STEVEN'S HEAD SIR. He just huffs out a little laugh, though, shifting so he can pillow his head with his hands.]
Who knows? The messier things are, the more stuff you could risk leaving behind, I guess.
[ NO..... the flea needs to live. though it'd be funny that i'd be dead :') and because this will be the only time i can actually talk about this icly with a character who won't be bothered: ]
Like a human soup? Hard to find anything when you mess up a body that badly.
[ i hate how perfectly calm he is about this??? law is the worst. ]
Don't know how you'd be able to accomplish that while you're here, though.
[THE FLEA JUST KEEPS LIVING AND IT'S A TRAGEDY... Also this is so much. Yeah, Mahito does not seem bothered in the least - he just turns his head toward Law, curiosity plain on his face.]
Woah! Are you talking from experience or something? I've never seen a human soup before, hah... I bet you could do it, though! You have all the things you need, right?
[STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS SO CASUALLY. TWO QUESTIONABLE LADS.]
[ the flea should make it to end game for the laughs, honestly. BUT ALSO THIS CONVERSATION TOOK SUCH A TURN I'M SORRY???? sometimes you play a Bad Doctor Man. ]
No, not experience but it's not hard for me to imagine. I've cut up plenty of people in my time but not to that point. ...and I don't hate anyone here enough to turn them into "soup".
[ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!! also look it's hilarious and unfortunately Mahito thinks so too. God bless.]
Hah, yeah, that doesn't sound pragmatic enough for you anyway. [No boup... Tragic.] Might help to do something to the body though, so people have a harder time getting at it. Maybe toss it down the elevator shaft?
[Followed by a little shrug. He's not used to having to hide his various crimes so he's just spitballin.]
[ touches the ground and weeps... also i'm closing my eyes at this suggestion because of various reasons but it's okay?? we'll all find out on saturday. ]
It took us so long to find Steven and his body was hardly hidden; I was thinking of hopefully doing something along the same lines. If the evidence is discreet enough then we won't have to worry about it.
[closes my eyes too and just prepares to keep them closed all weekend...]
Yeah, true! Though I think that was partially 'cuz it took people so long to comb through the other crime scenes and rooms... Still, if you've already got a plan, that's a good start.
[ALL OF THEM COLLECTIVELY IGNORING KAZ IT'S FINE.]
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Hah, true, true. There's always the chance that people give up on the others and focus on whoever is most well-liked if there are too many bodies, anyway.
[People just be like that sometimes... They were already starting to veer in that direction a little over the last week. ALSO YEAH STEVEN'S HEAD SIR. He just huffs out a little laugh, though, shifting so he can pillow his head with his hands.]
Who knows? The messier things are, the more stuff you could risk leaving behind, I guess.
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Like a human soup? Hard to find anything when you mess up a body that badly.
[ i hate how perfectly calm he is about this??? law is the worst. ]
Don't know how you'd be able to accomplish that while you're here, though.
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Woah! Are you talking from experience or something? I've never seen a human soup before, hah... I bet you could do it, though! You have all the things you need, right?
[STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS SO CASUALLY. TWO QUESTIONABLE LADS.]
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No, not experience but it's not hard for me to imagine. I've cut up plenty of people in my time but not to that point. ...and I don't hate anyone here enough to turn them into "soup".
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Hah, yeah, that doesn't sound pragmatic enough for you anyway. [No boup... Tragic.] Might help to do something to the body though, so people have a harder time getting at it. Maybe toss it down the elevator shaft?
[Followed by a little shrug. He's not used to having to hide his various crimes so he's just spitballin.]
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It took us so long to find Steven and his body was hardly hidden; I was thinking of hopefully doing something along the same lines. If the evidence is discreet enough then we won't have to worry about it.
[ looks away at what happened to kaz??? ]
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Yeah, true! Though I think that was partially 'cuz it took people so long to comb through the other crime scenes and rooms... Still, if you've already got a plan, that's a good start.
[ALL OF THEM COLLECTIVELY IGNORING KAZ IT'S FINE.]