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I mean, not many people open Jeraboams on the reg. Not even me!

[apparently it was an innocent question]

...

[You know what? Douman is a bit drunk and very tired.]

I'm just going to take this back to my room, thank you.

Oh. Um.

Okay? I can vibe with that, I guess.

[A beat.]

I just don't want you to hit me in my other eye, honestly.

Wait! Give it back! I may surprise you!

...No.

Don't you like surprises?

I do not, thanks.

Wow. Live a little, Douman!

...

I don't want to.

Come on, how bad can it really be?

I don't want to live, Kaz. My fate is too terrible.

That sucks, but also? What a mood.

Have you tried regular exercise? Yoga? Chill vibes in the park?

...None of those things will matter. What would exercise do?

Maybe you'd be less depressed if you were good at sports?

Sports isn't...going to solve anything, Kaz! It would do nothing for my situation!

I don't know about that!

I mean, I literally don't know. Refresh me on your situation?

I was possessed by a being who represents the monster I'm going to become, Kaz!!

Right, right!

Well, what if you get so good at sports, your weird possession demon gets embarrassed that he sucks so much, and just leaves?

[Just...gapes at him.]

You're more of a fool than I bargained for, Kaz.

Hey!

Stranger things have literally happened!

Don't just give up on the team because you got possessed once!

I will give up whenever I want! Leave me alone! History already hates me for what I am, I don't need to live on to see more of that!

That's just melodramatic! People do stupid, wack shit all the time, and get totally forgiven for it! Just look at Arcangelo!

[who]

Besides, I don't even know who you are, so history can't possibly hate you that much, right? The world has totally moved on past... whatever you did!

No, they haven't! Shut your foolish mouth! You don't know me and...keep it that way!

[HUFFS!!!]

Fine—I'll ask everyone else in the room!

[and yells:]

Hey! Did anyone know Douman before he came here? Anyone? Anyone at all?

[he shrugs, dismissively.]

See? Nobody cares.

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