( graveyard: we're cursed )

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[commedia]

NO!!!

[bachelorbored]

Okay, okay! You're just giving off some really mixed signals!

I can pour you some more! That's what I came over for! A peace offering!

[commedia]

[SNAPPING THEIR TEETH before they just. Shake their head. Pinch the bridge of their nose.]

...Fine.

[bachelorbored]

Okay, hold on. I just have to get the cork out!

[tags moments before a disaster]

[commedia]

[wait no]

[Reaching for the bottle.]

Can I open it?

[bachelorbored]

Oh, sure!

Is it your first time?

[commedia]

...

[just shoots him a glare that is just. BINCH??]

[bachelorbored]

I mean, not many people open Jeraboams on the reg. Not even me!

[apparently it was an innocent question]

[commedia]

...

[You know what? Douman is a bit drunk and very tired.]

I'm just going to take this back to my room, thank you.

[bachelorbored]

Oh. Um.

Okay? I can vibe with that, I guess.

[commedia]

[A beat.]

I just don't want you to hit me in my other eye, honestly.

[bachelorbored]

Wait! Give it back! I may surprise you!

[commedia]

...No.

[bachelorbored]

Don't you like surprises?

[commedia]

I do not, thanks.

[bachelorbored]

Wow. Live a little, Douman!

[commedia]

...

I don't want to.

[bachelorbored]

Come on, how bad can it really be?

[commedia]

I don't want to live, Kaz. My fate is too terrible.

[bachelorbored]

That sucks, but also? What a mood.

Have you tried regular exercise? Yoga? Chill vibes in the park?

[commedia]

...None of those things will matter. What would exercise do?

[bachelorbored]

Maybe you'd be less depressed if you were good at sports?

[commedia]

Sports isn't...going to solve anything, Kaz! It would do nothing for my situation!

[bachelorbored]

I don't know about that!

I mean, I literally don't know. Refresh me on your situation?

[commedia]

I was possessed by a being who represents the monster I'm going to become, Kaz!!