( graveyard: we're cursed..........3 )

[nodo]

[ since there's more of us now, let's set up a scene...ish. we're at the beach! hooray!! it's our government mandated party game!! hopefully everyone is going to be well behaved because law won't give two shits. he's already arranging this for some reason unknown to man. indulgences? indulgences....... everyone get your sins in. taps on watch???

of course there is booze because there is always booze. law does not perceive the meth. (if there is any.)

NOW!! EVERYONE. TWO TRUTHS & ONE LIE. ]

Comments

[nodo]

[ fine, law will actually partake in one of these since dying... man only sets them up?? let's see. ]

Let's see...

I can't swim.
I don't know how to swim.
One of my crewmembers is 7 meters tall.

[ or 23 feet. ]

[housewolf]

The first two aren't the same thing?

[nodo]

Just because you can't swim doesn't mean you don't know how to swim.

[ semantics.... ]

[housewolf]

I don't understand how that works.

[Confusion.

Listen, he doesn't come from a world with powers like that.]

[nodo]

[ look. it's still semantics!!! ]

Hypothetically, let's say there was something preventing you from being able to swim despite being able to. Such as getting sick upon entering the water.

[holeful]

The first two seem the same so is it the third one?

[CONFUSION...]

[nodo]

[ law will not explain the difference between the first two since fukuda isn't asking so— ]

His name is Jean Bart; a former pirate captain that I recruited to join my crew.

[holeful]

[.... >:O]

Doctor.... you really are cool, huh.
[THAT'S COOL!!]

[nodo]

[ ah.

the smallest bit of being embarrassed but also prideful. ]

I didn't do it to be "cool".

[commedia]

[HMM]

Um. It's the second one. I think you do know how to swim.

[nodo]

[ if there was a way to give a little fanfare to the clown there would be some right now. ]

You'd be correct. I do.

[commedia]

[A little happiness! Nice, guessed correctly!]

I guessed that changed when you ate that fruit of yours?

[nodo]

[ he'll give the smallest applause for the clown. ]

Two for two. Nice job.

For someone who spends their life out in the open ocean, it might seem stupid but I can't regret it.

[touchups]

[HE CAN'T ANSWER THIS, HE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER so instead he just plops down next to Law wherever he's at and starts piling sand on his feet.]

[nodo]

[ SDKFJKAJWEJDSFE MAHITO.....

law will just stare at this flea piling sand at their feet and just. did he adopt this flea into his life?? has he been chosen by the flea?? either way, i guess this is happening now. ]

Are...you having fun?

[ SHOULD HE GET A BUCKET?? ]

[touchups]

[YEAH HE DID. It's a sign that Law has been chosen... Chosen by a flaccoon (flea raccoon). He will continue to pile on this sand?! He's all just good vibes down here.]

Yep.

[Thanks, Mahito.]

It'd be more fun to bury you, though!

[kokytos]

[ He reaches for him and sticks a hand in his face. ]

You can't say those two first things, they're off-shoots of the same thing.

[nodo]

[ HELLO???

but he's taking his hand and its his hostage now. ]

It's not against the rules if I do that.

[kokytos]

Because nobody set up any rules. [ But then again, Steven had a mock argument with Fukuda over "rules" last time too when he """broke""" them, so.

He just lets Law have his hand. Enjoy these feelings of light amusement, not a sense of annoyance in his hand being taken hostage. ]

If you don't know how to swim, I'm sure someone here can teach you.

[sistocracy]

Sounds almost like a riddle, when you put it that way.

[she has to think about it for a bit!]

I think the second one's false.

[nodo]

Does it?

[ he'll give her a little applause. ]

Well, you guessed right despite of it.

[sistocracy]

[she grins triumphantly!]

Well, if you couldn’t swim, and it was a matter of needing to learn how, you’d probably just do that. Right? After all, it’s a valuable skill for a pirate.

And besides, I already saw that you have some unusually tall people, where you’re from. [the memory she saw, with ivankov.]

[notaccurate]

It has to be the first. If it was the second, then the first would also be a lie. And I saw your memories, seven meters sounds about right for some of the people I saw there.

[nodo]

The first one? You think that I can't swim?

[ just for clarity's sake. ]

[notaccurate]

That would be it, yes.