nodo | ( graveyard: we're cursed )

Fork off with your magnum.

[he

does?

he trots off, looking a little upset.]

[--but, never fear! he's back again, holding another bottle!]

Jeroboam!

...

Why? Are you going to launch it into my OTHER eye?

...Do you want that?

NO!!!

Okay, okay! You're just giving off some really mixed signals!

I can pour you some more! That's what I came over for! A peace offering!

[SNAPPING THEIR TEETH before they just. Shake their head. Pinch the bridge of their nose.]

...Fine.

Okay, hold on. I just have to get the cork out!

[tags moments before a disaster]

[wait no]

[Reaching for the bottle.]

Can I open it?

Oh, sure!

Is it your first time?

...

[just shoots him a glare that is just. BINCH??]

I mean, not many people open Jeraboams on the reg. Not even me!

[apparently it was an innocent question]

...

[You know what? Douman is a bit drunk and very tired.]

I'm just going to take this back to my room, thank you.

Oh. Um.

Okay? I can vibe with that, I guess.

[A beat.]

I just don't want you to hit me in my other eye, honestly.

Wait! Give it back! I may surprise you!

...No.

Don't you like surprises?

I do not, thanks.

Wow. Live a little, Douman!

...

I don't want to.

Come on, how bad can it really be?

I don't want to live, Kaz. My fate is too terrible.

That sucks, but also? What a mood.

Have you tried regular exercise? Yoga? Chill vibes in the park?

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