nodo | ( graveyard: we're cursed )

Please! Calm! Down!

[JUST THE MOST AGGRAVATED NOISE]

[This has gone way too far. Douman drops Kaz, unceremoniously, on the ground, and just folds their arms with a frown.]

...There is no purpose to this! Please! There is no point! We are not enemies!

[there's an amusingly loud OOF as he drops, still clutching his bottle of champagne—and he just sits there, cradling it.]

Then why are you consistently acting enemy-like!?

Because you're very...you make me very emotional!

[CLOSES EYES]

I just want to be left alone!

Then you shouldn't have lied in your drinking game question!

That's inappropriate, dishonest, and most of all, a lie! I mean that in the kindest way possible!

[...]

[Goes over BACK to the table and takes a drink from their glass!]

[And then turns to Kaz and lifts their arms like ARE YOU HAPPY NOW]

[kaz brightens]

See? Doesn't it feel good to do good?

[he stands up, and starts wandering over, untwisting the champagne cork as he goes.]

Here, try a little--

[the champagne cork flies out, nailing douman in his bodypart of choice.]

[RIGHT IN THE CLOWN EYE (CLEYE)]

[Douman bristles, snarling.]

...KAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!

Ah! Sorry, that was a mistake! I was making a peace offering! Oh my god your face is so f... fair!

[he starts hurriedly pouring champagne into douman's glass]

Drink something! Quick! For the pain!